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My name is Ceraxpindrome Grinseldwarngber. Rccbester Pubceselesis has wronged me greatly. This is my story. Today, at Rccbester Pubceselesis, a staff member named Brubashkix Warlenthierl came up to me and did something horrible. I was holding an ice cream cone, holding a balloon, and wearing my brand new rainbow propeller hat, when suddenly, Mrs. Warlenthierl came up to me and smacked the ice cream out of my hands. My eyes stung with tears as I watched the strawberry scoop splatter on the pavement, the waffle cone shattering into pieces. Mrs. Warlenthierl merely pointed at me and laughed mockingly before smacking the balloon out of my hand as well. My cries were silenced in the roar of laughter as the balloon floated away into the sky, never to be seen again. She called me a loser :(